May 2011
May 24th
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ME: “Good morning ma’am, I am calling because our records shows a debt on your cellphone line.” CLIENT: “Oh, yes, sorry. I missed the deadline. Can I pay it with my credit card?” ME: “Sure, you can do it right know if you wish.” CLIENT: “Great…Did you get the numbers?” ME: “Sorry, what?” CLIENT: “The credit information, I just swiped it.” ME: “Mmm, no, that’s not the way…” CLIENT: “hahah, you’re...
May 22nd
The First Zombie-Proof House →
May 21st
Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open...
May 20th
May 20th
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How to Clear a Blocked Nose Did you know your body has a natural mechanism for clearing your nose. Push your tongue against the top of your mouth and place a finger between your eyebrows and apply pressure. Hold it for about 20 seconds and your sinuses will begin to drain
May 20th
May 19th
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WatchWatch
katelinchampion: ohcaptainmycaptain-: slut0graphy: morningw00d-: sk8br0: lol. made my fucking day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CANT STOP LAUGHING i will always reblog this, always. forever reblog. that man is my hero lol ohgoodness. untamed, eternal laughter…
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Some love never dies.
May 8th
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To my fellow Tumblr followers :3
So I know I don’t Tumblr much anymore but can you ladies and jets take a look at my blog, tell me what you like and don’t like about it. Cause honestly I think its pretty good but due to my lack of activity if doesn’t have the attention it deserves. 
May 7th
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“… imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an...”
May 6th
27 lessons I’ve learned in 27 years
1. The first pancake always turns out badly. 2. You don’t have to get along with everyone, or make everyone like you. 3. Love makes you stupid. 4. You always have at least 2 choices, even if you don’t like your choices. 5. Sometimes even women need to learn to MTFU. 6. Most people operate out of selfish motivations. 7. It’s rarely about you. 8. Soda is evil. 9. It’s okay to break the...
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